This one's dedicated to a good friend, affectionately known as my queen. I know she hates the royal status but it is how she will always be to me, queenly. And before the intended subject, I wish to make a proposal to the queen. Walk up to the office-Judas' cubicle or doghouse and say to her: Suck it up bitch. With a smile please; assertive but dignified. Before I continue, the queen will be read as a 'dogcatcher', purposeful and practical. She has a mission: To capture the bitch, literally, from her doghouse.
Words of comfort are useless at this point because when you have to get back at someone, you just have to - no qualm about it. The bitch in question - a half wit and probably four-legged - fed insidious misinformation to the boss on the dogcatcher. She probably crawled on fours to get to the boss before lunch (fast and cowardly, and its canine-height is quite tricky to notice because everyone in the office was too busy with work to care less about the dogface) before the dogcatcher could nail her down.
Watch for the bitch or dog face colleague among you. Who knows when you might be thrown to the dogs - or are you one yourself, dogface?
PS I'd love to smite that bitch down for ya - with gloves and thongs.
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does the boss needs a dog groomer to groom her? i charge resonably!! $50 for toy breeds, full groom or shave down inclusive of anal glands expression
Hahahaha nah, not so much of it although the price is right. maybe just need you to teach the dog how to fetch the mail!
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